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Katie , 19, Sydney Australia
  • school: your tuition bill is-
  • me: oh darling, stars never pay
catalystindigo:

ohnocomics:

This makes it look like a quirky sitcom on ABC

#It’s like #Jessica and Frances are married #They have three kids - Sarah Jamie and Evan #Who all come to stay with them #Along with Sarah and Evan’s respective girlfriends Lily and Taissa #And Jessica’s ridiculous brother Denis
gaypos:

straight boys in high school
  • me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
  • me: *throws shade 24/7*
  • me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
  • me: *is overdramatic*
  • me: *is a major asshole*
  • me: *complains about everything*
"Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door."
Sophia Dembling, The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World  (via ab-sences)

(Source: thesoutherly, via sex)

nonjutsu:

the94thchamber:

And you wonder why he gets pissed

this is frightening

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

(via humorprince)

guy:

do you ever type a long rant and then at the end of it you select all of it and delete it because no one cares

(Source: guy, via humorprince)

makeupbag:

http://makeupbag.tumblr.com/

trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

(via electrofall)

missjacksonifyounasty:

sh0rtybangbang:

xomyexistence:

How

R these even real people ??

Stop it

bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

(via midgetpingas)