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Katie , 18, Sydney Australia

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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barebackinq:

Me responding to anon hate

slogon:

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

YOU BITCHES NEED GOD OMFG

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s-c-i-guy:

Classic

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"I told my agent, ‘no more swords, no more horses.’ You can get stuck in things. And maybe I can cut my fucking hair."

-Kit Harington in Rolling Stone, May 2014

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i-am-anarchy:

linkondrugs:

father why

everyoen on this fukcing drugs is on website 

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burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

jezuskrisztus:

I can 300% relate to this 

THEIR NOSES GET COLD AND CATS ARE SO CUTE

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nikkilipstick:

ughsick:

girl crush damn

same